You must find the jade monkey before the full moon!
Many people say "Ross you are not obaying the first rule of the great Dalalarmer Rjag Huragin the third", however as some one who probably knows me you know that simply ain't true. I think that he was one of the greater ruler of India during the 16th century. Im not sure what i have been drinking but it supplid me with the compleat knoledge of Indian dynasty, this may or may not include midgets, which may or may not have been devine um-pa-lumb-pas.

All my very, very, very, very good friends!
I would like to say hi to some friends ( they might not be real!) Dave , emma, brett, that little one (amanda) , louise, marc , kiwi, kay , saz, bryony , laura and some others that i cant be arsed to write .I need to talk to you about layla or as i like to call her supream dalalarmer lady layla the 3rd. I f you see this person ANY where please give her a huge hug.Niki : you will be sued for harasment of Luke Brobyn. (We thank you for visiting the site and not stalking / kidnapping luke.)

Cure for my ass itch...
I believe that people these days are going down the boggy crapper and the way things are arenÕt the way they should be. I would like you all to do one good deed to day , I know that not many people go on this site so a good deed could be to tell some one about this loverly place in the proverbial hell we call earth. But on a lighter more pink and fluffy note , I would like to add that arenÕt kittens darling and vicous little gob shites fecking ass munchers!!!

We should all have elevators.

If you think about it long and hard.......harder.....a bit more.. there is a planet made of jam. What are the odd of a planet being made of jam? 9Õ000Õ000Õ000Õ000Õ000Õ000Õ000Õ000Õ000Õ000Õ000 / 1. However if there are an infinite number of planets then there might be 1 or maybe 2 or a 100. So if there is even the highest odds for any thing (which there is because nothing is impossible) every thing you ever dreamed, wished and wanted so badly is possible . even if it is on a different world. we should all have very very very big elevators to get there and to eliminate the threat of exicise to all the lazy people out there like me...

I would like to hand you over to my alter ego Kitaro Nishida..... Hello I would like to say some thing that I been thinking over the past few days , ÒWhen making your choice in life , donÕt forget to live.Ó I would some of my friends to take note of this because you are to stressed to live which is stressing you out even more.

Any more that the truth would be to much.

I have nothing to say ,I am saying it , and that is poetry.

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