System Of A Down ..... near death experiences and a concert!
The system of a down concert was everyone who went enjoyed! however nearly dieing and getting my nogging bashed in was not expected - Well nearly dieing on two occasions i would think i had a f*cking good night, However are driver Steve (Great chap) Was really sleepy on the way back (He just driven us up to london and been to a concert) Any way he was dead sleepy and we were coming up to a diversion on the motor way and there was a big ass arrow with flashing lights and yet he still driving towards it and no sighs of stopping - I was holding my breath and praying for a quick death and suddendly he realises that the car aint gonna go through this sigh and slams the brakes on! - Some people were a sleep when this happend! That was the first one , But all the way home he was all over the road (honest to god) I nearly had my Number 2 death come true that night. Any way we pulled over on the hard shoulder and you know the big 16 wheelers - well every time one went passed i thought it was gonna plough sraight into the back of the car! - i said to sam "Every time these trucks go past , i think its gonna rip the sides of the this people carrier! - help im gonna die"

So at System Of A Downs concert I was nearly........
Im just probably over reacting but at the concert (Which was f*cking great) I was

1)Crushed

2)Beaten in the head

3)Suffering from dehydration and about to faint (or was that the beats to the head?)

Any way Had a big thug with Tatoo's all over me sweating then he moshed He Inadvertantly was elbowing my in the head, feeling a bit queer and wozzey i decided to get the f*ck out of the mosh pit and get my ass to the bar! So slowly moving towards the exit i got stuck against the barrier.I had a good time there and got my ribs crushed against the barrier and a fat sweaty man with many piercings! - My trouser got ripped and i escaped! - Any way I stood on this plat form drinking some water (coz it was free) and having a cig that a generious Korn fan lent me. System play a great gig ! so if you are a fan you should see them ! - I have my fake hoodie which i purchased from a Lovely cockney chap for ten pounds (It costs like a £5 to make) any way!!! i had a good time bring on reading and ozzfest mother f*ckers!!

NOW JUST A LITTLE WHINE ABOUT ............

Ummm Women such an enigma to the Male species , every one different then the last, all have hang ups , all have issues and very , very fickle creatures. Beware they appear soft , cute and senstive - however they have claws. People say "Bitch" as a female dog and general abuse to the female species - however they are more like Lioness, in groups they are weakend by oppersite sex and would be willing to go back stabbing other girlfriends just for that male. Yet when they have the male to them selves they no longer see its a compertion against the others (other females) so they just toy with the male until the male is wrapped round there finger and then WHHHAMMMM BABY!! they knock you to the floor like a empty can of diet coke! - your out for the count (if your lucky) or they might pick you up then start again!! (toy with you like a little mouse) like Mike Tyson versus Mr Muscle (guy from the add's for cleanin' products!) HE MIGHT LOVE THE JOBS YOU HATE BUT THEY STILL HAVE TO BE DONE!

Also women have this ability to switch any thing to your fault(amazing- no wonder Ally mcbeal wins every case!). Women are more sexiest then men will ever be as they use are past history of gender Errors against males! (personally i use it as excuse to be ignorant and lazy - works like a charm!) Im scaired that im becoming very anti-women (its not a gay thing) They have faults aswell and im sick of being troden on and stamped down - yeah there are a few asssholes out there then again there a few slags out there!!! pix and mix - makes it more exciting for this little game we all like to play so much!!!! I you've noticed im feeling a little neglected by my girlfriend hence the dig at the whole gender of females - hell they do it to males - why cant i play the same blame game! - Hence from now on you will see and New Improved , bring up the the slack , taking as it comes Luke Brobyn!

The man who discovered Cows milk , What was he up to really!!! I use to drink a lot of cows milk in my younger days - however my body built up a resistance for cows milk and I cant drink a quarter of a glass with out breaking out in a rash or Throwing it up!!! - I cant have to much in one go! Same thing with chesse - its slow happing!

I think Drinking has lowered my IQ greatly - No real proof

Umpalumpas are the worlds key to perfection and happyness!