Well my name is Luke Adam Kostarkiss Brobyn , I live in a humble sea side resort call "dumpsville" formly know as Paignton,Its the get away place if your running from the long arm of the law. Well i use to live in London(IN LONDON I HAVE FAMILY SO A BIG HI TO CHARLIE GOLDRING , Boofie , elle and Grandad!!) which makes Paignton look like Eutopia(Depends if you look at from point of view). I'm 17 , but i act like 18(does change when on prozac) , According to some Im the youngest 20 yr old on this green earth!(Dont ask me, ask the drunken fool who was trying to pull my girlfriend!)

Next are the little people (joke) the Brixham lot , the most funniest group individuals i have meet ever,They are all my favourites peeps to hang around with and i thank Amy for introducing them to me (Amy and I often joke about me stealing them! WHICH IS NOT TRUE!)

I've been told that this is very "ass licky" - well fuck you.

1)Rhiannon, Who is a one girl Jamboree,she makes me laugh with the stuff she comes up with , so this ones for you Rhiannon........ÓACTION MAN THE GREATEST HERO OF THEM ALL!Ó

My Mum , Dad and Ross are the most Loyal,passionate,caring,sensitive,lovely,mild mannered,funny,beer drinkinÕ and ass kickin' people I know, They are always there if i need help which is great,They hold a very big piece of my heart as i have nothing but respect and love for them! I love them so much I know longer see them as just parents but Best friends , together as a family we are invincible and nothing can beat us! We get along like a house on fire!

I go to Paignton community college sixth form , IÕm currently studying Physical Education,English literature and Psychology- these are all AÕLevel , I'm not smart like Amy but try my best! I came in to college thinking this would be really hard and IÕll be treated like an Adult but so far It doesnÕt feel like it! IÕm treated like a kid - patronised even (ÒThe word Patronised is mostly used by teenagers only because they know what it means! and they want to show off!Ó - Amy Spalding) by all teachers except one or two , Mrs D. Bray My excellent form teacher who treats everyone with the up most respect and goes out of her way to help us at every fork in the road and also she bought a Christmas tree and dec's that could go in are form room.

Any way Are sixth form is split into Three social groups Alternatives and Grungers/Nu-Metalliers and Semi Trendy/Totally Trendies and SUPER TRENDIES! I sit in the alternatives. However it has come to my attention that everyone is the same but just different - so when people come to and say are you a goth(which i am not thank you.) i look at them and say "no, im luke and your a piece of shit".

I use to play a bit of football , however during a match againstCromwell f.c -under 16 I took a crunching tackle which put me out of action , as a result ,I lost my position at central defence , I had done something to my ligament in my left knee as we were playing ÒIron manÒ (more like had no choice, through lack of subs) football but I carried on in that match , which made it worse.But I havenÕt had any problems with for a while, Im currently trying for a team i'll tell you all how that works out!!.Here is a quick run down of myself....

Name:Luke Brobyn

Age:17

Date of Birth:03/05/85

Favourite bands:KoRn/Rammstein/slipknot/Offspring/gODHEAD/System Of A Down

Favourite Songs:The Reckoning by gOHEAD and My Plague by Slipknot

Worst Song you ever heard:"Under the bridge" by rhcp - i really can not stand it!

If you could Kill any pop star who and why?: Bradley from s-club-7 , why because he is more up himself then me!

If you could be any cartoon character who would it be?: Homer Simpson / Majin Vegeta

If you could meet anyone Famous (DEAD OR LIVE)who would it be?: Bruce Lee - He made funny noises when he punched people (What up with that?)

Favourite word: Semimembranetendosis - Because its long and the only thing I learnt In p.e.(A level - recently dropped it)